Sunday, 9 February 2020

Get to grips with Dick, can you handle the output?

Our phallic friend Dick has just returned to the store and is ready for a new home with a new owner who can appreciate his aesthetics plus his functionality. With the right amount of heat, touch and sucking his output is quite prodigious.

He's a bit of an exhibitionist and loves nothing better than sitting on full view on the coffee table, daring someone to comment or make a move. He can also be discrete if required and will sit in a cupboard if he must.

Try him out, you won't be disappointed with Dick


  1. They're breeding! We have two in stock now, wouldn't two make a lovely addition to any homw? We've even slashed the price to £25 each. so come on time t'bag a bargain.